And this is how it starts...

This is my tumblr. I'm new.

My problem is I want a nice body, but I also want beer and pizza.

bring-me-your-bones asked: your whole blog is literally just selfies.... i like it

Thank you 😘

Smokey.

Smokey.

Butt.

Butt.

deaddaysbrightnights:

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are


rosebudmo you need to get on this…

deaddaysbrightnights:

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rosebudmo you need to get on this…

I smoke weed.

Butt.

Butt.

Had a mega lazy bank holiday! Just watched Bronson, now watching Chopper! Photoshoot this week! Can’t wait!! :D #suicidegirls 💜!

Had a mega lazy bank holiday! Just watched Bronson, now watching Chopper! Photoshoot this week! Can’t wait!! :D #suicidegirls 💜!

From Melbourne.

From Melbourne.